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Subj: [ Philosophy Scullery ]
From: SAFEHOUSE MANAGER
Date: 05-24-84 at 01:58 PM

Welcome to the Philosophy Scullery!

This room is for the pursuit of wisdom by intellectual interaction...  Have
fun...

-The Manager

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Subj: To Pirate
From: APPLE AVENGER
Date: 05-29-84 at 11:31 PM

To pirate or not to pirate...
That is the question..
It really doesnt matter to me what I get for free..
Ah to hell with it...

Q: What type of drugs is Mini Appler on?

-Avenger

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Subj:  POGO
From: APPLE JACK
Date: 05-30-84 at 09:09 AM

POGO'S POSTULLATES #2.

EVERYWHERE YOU GO...........  ................THERE YOU ARE !

THINK ABOUT IT.
<A> <J>


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Subj: RONALD REAGAN SAYS...
From: THE INCOGNITO
Date: 05-30-84 at 09:46 AM


A """""QUOTE FROM RONALD REAGAN

"EAT, DRINK AND BE MERRY TODAY, FOR YOU MAY DIE BY TOMMOROW!"

***
---:::+++((()))!!


Numb: 5
Subj: As the Doctor says..
From: APPLE AVENGER
Date: 05-30-84 at 12:24 PM

As the good doctor says..
"are we here to stay, or yet to come?"
As some know, the TARDIS has a little ratical sterring to it..

-Avenger

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Subj: If anyone figures out...
From: MINI APPLER
Date: 05-30-84 at 03:19 PM

If anyone does figure out what drugs I'm on, please- by all means let me know!
I've been trying to figure that out for some time now!

Everywhere I am, I've been before.  Everywhere I was, I've never been.
Think about it- Then again, don't.

~MA~


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Subj: LAST MINUTES
From: KING ARTHUR
Date: 05-31-84 at 08:40 AM


'IF THERE WEREN'T FOR A LAST MINUTE, NOTHING WOULD EVER GET DONE..'


Numb: 8
Subj: Total nonesence
From: MINI APPLER
Date: 05-31-84 at 01:55 PM

Sence has no meaning...except when used with none.  Nonesense has meaning...
what it means is that I mispelled the dumb word and now I am trying to cover up
for it...  Why don't we change the name of this board too:

Mini~Appler Gets more calls than A.A.  Thats right...I am going to catch up to
A.A.'s calls any month now.  humph.  Then I will be supreme ruggie.

~MA~

Numb: 9
Subj: Oh God..
From: APPLE AVENGER
Date: 05-31-84 at 05:51 PM

Ok, here is something to twist your brain(s).

Who does god pray to?  If he doesnt pray, that means he is a atheist.  And if
he is a antheist, I AM not going to pray to him.  Also if he prays to someone
higher, that means he isnt God.  So think about that..

Also, if he is so great, why do we suffer in the world? Why is there evil,
crime etc. Oh well..

-Avenger

ps MA you will never catch me!
Long Live Spock!


Numb: 10
Subj: Ol'times.
From: MINI APPLER
Date: 06-01-84 at 09:37 AM

It was nice in the old days, when I couldn't afford 100 disks to put my wares
on.  Those were the days when I took up 2000 pru's on mecc.  Heh, where have
they gone!?  What this city REALLY needs is a free, huge, multi tasking
system...  Woulnd't that be nice?  I couldretrieve all those old files on have
on my disks...like...  XTALK, DUNGEON, WIZARDS, and SCEPTOR.  Sigh.


Numb: 11
Subj:  POGO
From: APPLE JACK
Date: 06-01-84 at 10:23 AM

POGO'S POSTULATES #3.

I SEE THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL..............	...............AND IT
IS A TRAIN !


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Subj: SUPPOSE
From: APPLE JACK
Date: 06-01-84 at 10:26 AM

CONSIDER THIS....

WOULDN'T IT BE A HELL OF A MESS IF IT REALLY RAINED CATS AND DOGS ?????  I
MEAN...THINK ABOUT WALKING OUT THE DOOR AND GETTING HIT IN THE HEAD BY TWO
DOBERMANS AND A ST.  BERNARD.....WHAT A MESS !!!!!!!!!!!


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Subj: THE REASON FOR...
From: THE INCOGNITO
Date: 06-02-84 at 04:00 PM


THE REASON FOR DEATH, EVIL, WARS AND SUCH...

EVERTHING HAS IT OPPOSITES....YOU CAN'T HAVE ONE WITHOUT THE OTHER.

LETS SAY YOU WANT HAPPINESS.  WELL, YOU CANT HAVE HAPPINESS WITHOUT SADNESS..

IF YOU WANT PEACE, YOU MUST HAVE WARS.	IF YOU WANT GOOD, YOU MUST HAVE EVIL.
IF YOU WANT LIFE, YOU MUST HAVE DEATH.	IF YOU WNAT HEALTH, YOU MUST HAVE
SICKNESS.

AND SO ON....

YOU CAN'T HAVE ONE WITHOUT THE OTHER.  NOW, IF YOU DONT WANT LIFE, YOU WON'T
HAVE DEATH.  IF YOU DON'T WANT HAPPINESS, YOU WON'T HAVE SADNESS.

THIS WORLD IS FULL OF OPPOSITES, THATS WHY THERE IS A WORLD...

...THINK ABOUT IT.....


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Subj: ankh quote
From: KILROY WUZHERE
Date: 06-02-84 at 04:15 PM

there is a tendancy for information encoding structures to arise which form
representations of their environments.	the human brain is an example of this,
as is a rock battered by waves on a seashore.


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Subj: Life, a boring title.
From: MINI APPLER
Date: 06-03-84 at 10:50 PM

Life would be extremely boring if there wasn't evil, death, etc.  I personally
wouldn't want a utopia.

    Think about that also.

Then again- dont.  Nothing is worth the headache I have now...argh.  ~Ma~


Numb: 16
Subj: Money.
From: MINI APPLER
Date: 06-05-84 at 11:51 AM

Whats the one thing everyone needs besides 1 million $$$$???
     $$$2 million.

AM
pi
pn
li
e
r

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Subj: Hi Ho...
From: APPLE AVENGER
Date: 06-06-84 at 07:42 PM

Hi Ho, Hi Ho...
It's off to phreak we go..
Just wait and see how many calls we
make for free...
Hi Ho, Hi Ho, Hi Ho...


Version #2:

Hi Ho, Hi Ho...
It's off to pirate we go...
Just wait and see what will be free...
Hi Ho, Hi Ho, Hi Ho...

-Avenger

p.s. I am not a dwarf..


Numb: 18
Subj: U R 2 A DWARF
From: MINI APPLER
Date: 06-07-84 at 12:47 PM

APPLE AVENGER IS TOO a dwarf...  I know a hobbit who will swear to it!

~MA~

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Subj: I am not a dwarf..
From: APPLE AVENGER
Date: 06-07-84 at 08:24 PM

The burglar is the dwarf in the pirate world, not I.  I think that he is the
worlds shortest pirate..  But we will never know..

-Avenger

ps who is the hobbit?


Numb: 20
Subj: The hobbit
From: PEREGRIN GOODBODY
Date: 06-08-84 at 08:47 PM

The Hobbit is a ruggie little jerk, that runs the Shire BBS...

Numb: 21
Subj: I can't title this how I wan
From: THE CRACKON
Date: 06-10-84 at 01:48 PM

Just a few minutes ago, a strange thought hit me.  Titles on boards like this
are not only completely useless, but also quite unecessary.

Whenever a title is contemplated, by me, that has any purpose or meaning
what-so-ever, it is immediately rejected by, shall we say, this cheap (no:
inexpensive is a better adjective) software.

You shall also notice that the above sentence was quite lengthy.  However, if
you have an intelligence level higher than that of an orange golf ball, you
probably understood it without much pondering.	This goes to show that my
grammatical correctness is indeed superior.  That is not to say it is good,
contrary to popular belief.

Back to the original subject, the title I wanted to call this was:

The lack of Asbestos in the atmosphere
--------------------------------------

I would have gone on to talk about the
dire need to have asbestos, in our

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Subj:  POGO
From: APPLE JACK
Date: 06-10-84 at 09:47 PM

TO THE CRACKON:

POGO SAYS:  PLEASE* DO NOT MALIGN THE INTELLIGENCE OF THE ORANGE GOLF BALL !
ANYONE WITH AN I.Q.  OVER 2.35 KNOWS THEY ARE BY FAR* THE MOST SUPERIOR GOLF
BALL IN EXISTENCE....THEIR INTELLIGENCE IS UNPARALLELED IN OUR SPACE TIME
CONTINUM......THEY ARE MUCH SMARTER THAN EITHER WHITE OR YELLOW
BALLS.........PLEASE GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT BEFORE CASTING OUT THESE DASTARDLY
ACCUSAIONS !!!!!!!!!!!

<A> <J>


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Subj: ABOUT #12
From: PARANOID ANDROID
Date: 06-14-84 at 04:48 PM

Ah...., THE QUESTION TO THE ANSWER 42 (A RIGHT ANSWER TO A WRONG QUESTION) YOU
WANT EH?  WELL I KNOW IT!  NOT ONLY IS IT 6X7, BUT ALSO 6X9 IS 'LIFE THE
UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING'S ANSWER.  18T0R

     (MARVIN) THE PARANOID ANDROID


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Subj: He Who...
From: THE AUDIOHEAD
Date: 06-14-84 at 11:25 PM


He who dies with the most toys....  WINS!!!!!



>>Save




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Subj: That hobbit I mentioned.
From: MINI APPLER
Date: 06-18-84 at 07:18 PM

Sorry it took me sooo...  long to respond!  It would seem that I have beenin
colorado looking for gnomes.  I had great success I might add.	Anyways, the
hobbit I mentioned wasnot "The Hobbit".  He is a pain in the gazo.  The hobbit
that told me called himself Terisomar.

(I met him at super america)

~M
A~


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Subj: Ok, that 23 bullshit is sooo
From: THE CRACKON
Date: 06-18-84 at 07:41 PM

And Harry Houdini was born AND died on October 31st.  Pretty DAMN freaky, huh?
It kind of sends shivers down you back!  And (3+1=4) * (3-1=2) all = 8!  and
31- 8=23!!!  whoah!!!  that is realllly scaaary!  And Houdini has 12 letters in
his name, and 12*2-1=23!  Holly crap!

I better go hibernate...

-->Crackon:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>>Crackon


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Subj: Jesus..
From: PEREGRIN GOODBODY
Date: 06-19-84 at 03:58 PM

My power-supply fried on the 23 of last september...Real freaky, I think I'll
move to Mongolia...


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Subj: Like dudes.
From: PEREGRIN GOODBODY
Date: 06-20-84 at 05:25 PM

That last message, that appeared to be posted by me, was in reality part of The
Crackon's message...



Numb: 29
Subj: Try it...
From: MINI APPLER
Date: 06-20-84 at 06:23 PM

The last message was a message was left by me, not Pergrin.  If you find this
confusing, don't.  It is really all very simple.

~MA~


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Subj: The last..
From: APPLE AVENGER
Date: 06-20-84 at 11:13 PM

All of the last messages that everyone is talking about is actually posted by
me.  so dont believe what those liars are saying...

AE: Connection terminated
->

-Avenger


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Subj: ME!!!
From: THE INCOGNITO
Date: 06-20-84 at 11:45 PM


QQ ME!!!
DATE POSTED: -> LIKE WHENEVER...

LIKE DUDES.  TRY IT...	THE LAST..  MESSAGES WAS A POSTED BY ME, SO ENUG OF
THESE GAMES



Numb: 32
Subj: ME!!!
From: THE INCOGNITO
Date: 06-20-84 at 11:53 PM


ME!!!
DATE POSTED: -> LIKE, WHENEVER...

AWESOMENESS------------

LIKE, NO WAY...ALLL OF THEM WAS MY CREATION....SO DONT BELEIVE ANY OF THEM....
SO LATER0N! LIKE, AWESOMENESS


W
O
W
NEAT0!!
W
O
W


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Subj: No!!!!
From: FLIP MAN
Date: 06-21-84 at 03:47 AM

Don't believe any of those jerks!!  All those above messages were created by
me..

by,  men


Message #61: Me not him!!!!
Posted by: THE HOBBIT

I'm the one who has been doing all this, not anyone else!!!
Call the shire bbs, 781-0051, when I'm home (usually 8-10 p.m.  weeknights)
I am not a ruggie, Lord Castleregh and Peregrin Goodbody doen ouch


Numb: 34
Subj: Me Me Me..
From: MINI APPLER
Date: 06-21-84 at 02:10 PM

I'm afraid that none of the messages up till now exist.  I had some trouble in
my romulan crafted molecular direct matter stabalizer.	Now that I have
crosswired this board directly into the klingon warp drive, things should start
existing again...

~MA~

Numb: 35
Subj: Bullsh*t
From: APPLE AVENGER
Date: 06-21-84 at 04:50 PM

I hate to say this people, but those messages are not even there!  this is all
a figmeant of your imaginations.  Safehouse is not real at all, you just think*
that you are auto-dialing it for 3 hours.  This bbs is not here, hence these
messages and users are not here.  That also means that Computer Courier is not
here and hence it was never written and Apple Bandit is not selling it.

And if BBS'es arn't here that means pirating is not here and there is not such
thing as apple cats or disk fer (I or II).  So I guess we are not here (cept
for the ruggies who cant comprehend this awesomeness)

-regnevA-


-Avenger
ps I dont drink, it only dulls the drugs...


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Subj: 23 nifty zowy
From: THE SILENCER
Date: 06-21-84 at 11:22 PM

boy, 23 is a real neat0 number.  it is very interesting, like this message.

message #65: psychic abilities
[ctrl-s pauses/space=quit]
msg left by: eric bakken
date posted: --> jun 22  12:23:23 am

gee guys, 23 is a cool number just think about it <2> <3> isn't it just mind
boggling i just can't wait till tommarow,it will be the 23d of june!!!!  hey i
am holding a psychic party on july 23..


Numb: 37
Subj: Lets face reality
From: MINI APPLER
Date: 06-21-84 at 11:40 PM

Tell me if my memory is bad, but were we not discussing several messages ago
whether or not we exist!?  Really now, I'm not all that sure it's hour place to
tell other people they don't exist.  Of course, you an I know they don't.  But
let them figure that out for them- selves!

~MA~
* Existance is easy, to live is hard...


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Subj: ---------^---------
From: MINI APPLER
Date: 06-21-84 at 11:43 PM

The above messages were downloaded from the twilight zone no more than .6969
seconds ago.  These messages are for your entertainment and in no way
expressthe concernes of any god or goddess on this planet.  Of course, John
Belushi cares, but he is only a demi-god.


~MA~


Numb: 39
Subj: well, such as life...
From: THE INCOGNITO
Date: 06-22-84 at 02:09 AM


well, its such as life that things happen when it is least expected.

now in --> the philosophy scullery [?=menu] command :  p

-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-

 ::: post/enter message :::

enter a title: w e l l,    s u c h  as life...

checking disk...you may enter message:

maxumum us 30 lines with warning at 27.  to end entry, type /en on a new line.

well, its such as life that things
happen when it is least expected.

[?=menu] command:	      :o f f

-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-

sign off caller #26768 of the safehouse

please call (when not busy) us again!/-\!/-\!/-\!/-\!  goodbye...


Numb: 40
Subj:  POGO
From: APPLE JACK
Date: 06-22-84 at 01:04 PM

POGO'S PLATITUDES NUMBER 5:

      THE BADDEST NUMBER OF ALL IS 47 !

	  (NOT 23 AS MANY THINK)
<A> <J>


Numb: 41
Subj: The Lord speaks on drugs....
From: LORD CASTLEREGH
Date: 06-22-84 at 09:24 PM

Mahn, I feel blasted today.  But, as I sit here, reading all you guys's mes-
sages, I feel as though I do not exist anymore.  But, why is this so?  Could it
be because of the drugs that I took this morning?  Or, could it be the drugs
that I took out of boredom while I waited for my AE to reach the Safe- house
during 2 hours of autodialing?	I (or you) will never know, will we?  If I do
not exist, then how can this message exist?  Perhaps, I, sitting in the
Twilight Zone, wrote a message on my computer there, and, by the magic of
Cocaine and Heroin, it appeared on here.  In any case, I digress........

!/-\!/-\!/LCr!/-\!/-\!/

AE: Connection terminated
->



Numb: 42
Subj: WHAT'S ALL THIS THEN?
From: ERIC BAKKEN
Date: 06-23-84 at 11:13 PM

WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT? THERE ARE NO MESSAGES ON THE NUMBER 23 HERE.
PERHAPS YOU ARE HALLUCINATING ON LORD CASTLEREGH'S DRUGS.


Numb: 43
Subj: HE who....
From: THE AUDIOHEAD
Date: 06-26-84 at 06:04 AM


he who dies with the most toys.....
				     Wins!!!!!!!!
Wins!!!!!	    Wins!!!!!!



Numb: 44
Subj:  WHY ???
From: APPLE JACK
Date: 06-27-84 at 08:15 AM

TODAY'S QUESTION...........
	WHY HAS IT BEEN SOOOOOO WINDY LATELY ?????????
(IS THERE ANY SIGNIFICANCE TO THIS METEOROLOGICAL PHENOMENON????????

<A> <J>


Numb: 45
Subj: REVELATION
From: APPLE JACK
Date: 06-27-84 at 08:17 AM

DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN END AN ENTRY IN EMAIL OR POSTING A MESSAGE BY TYPING
.S RATHER THAN /EN ??????????


Numb: 46
Subj: On the serious side
From: THE CRACKON
Date: 06-27-84 at 02:49 PM

Well, PG, I deleted that message finally...

And to the manager:  What does a scullery have to do with "philosophy."

I don't know about you, but I tend not to philosophise in the bloody kitchen.

Numb: 47
Subj: THE PHILOSOPHY
From: SCOTT YANG
Date: 06-28-84 at 12:45 AM

   TO ALL THEE PIRATES.

TO BE OR NOT TO BE A PIRATE.  THAT IS THE QUESTION.  WHICH YOU BELIEVE GOOD
WARES MAKES YOU STRONG, OR LIKE HAPPY HACKER WHO WANTS TO BE KNOWN.  YOU ARE
KNOWN.	LEAVING MANY MESSAGES HELP EVEN AN AE LINE HELPS.  JUST COLLECT GAMES
AND ALSO, USE DIFFERENT NAMES ON THIS BOARD.TO ALL THE PIRATES.  THIS IS FROM
THE PHILOSIPHER TO YOU THE HUMBLE PIRATES.

BE STRONG AND WE CAN DEFEAT SOFTWARE PRICES AND THE PROTECTION WE RULE THE
SOFTWARE WORLD AND WE CREAT A NEW WORLD IN THIS DEMOCRACY.

>>>>>> VOTE DEMOCRATIC THIS YEAR <<<<<

	 TELL YOUR PARENTS TOO.

WE SUPPORT ABORTION, GAY RIGHTS AND EVERYTHING ELSE, BUT VIOLENCE!!!  NOTHING
IS BETTER THAN A DEMOCRATIC PIRATE.

CONSERVATIVE PIRATES ARE USUALLY COMMODORE USERS AND SINCLAIR USEERS.

	  -SCOTT YANG
	   ( FUTURE MPLS. DFL LEADER )


Numb: 48
Subj: republicain...
From: THE AUDIOHEAD
Date: 06-28-84 at 05:21 AM

re:last...

I doubt I will vote for backless mondale who has promised everyone everything
I can say this because I have attended a few of his fund raising events and he
tailored his speech... well anyways...

I have to give Ronald Ray-gun a turn of the card.. he has brought the econ.
around and I agree win he "star wars" idea about defense... I HATE nukes, but
since they are here to stay, the Starwarz defense has to come...

MX: We should have gone with the race track method of basing for the MX missle

If you do not know what the "racetrack" method of basing is... write me and I
will explain

__The Audiohead__
Conservitive Leftist



Numb: 49
Subj: The Scullery..
From: APPLE BANDIT
Date: 06-28-84 at 10:27 AM

Well, I felt that the kind of philosophy that was being posted on here belonged
in the kitchen, thus "The Philosophy Scullery" was born..

-Sysop

Numb: 50
Subj: Why Do we...?
From: APPLE AVENGER
Date: 06-28-84 at 07:20 PM

Why do we philosophize on so much?  why dont we just take things as they are?
Why do we ask the question why?  Why is there the question why?  Why am I
writting this about the word why?  Why do we have computers?  Why are parents
suchs jerks?  Why does it take 3 hours of auto dialing to get on the safehouse?
Why is there a safehouse?  Why is there pirating?  Why where we born?  Why are
we here?  Why are orange golf balls more intelligent than white?  Why does life
suck?  why does the earth suck?  why is there gravity?	Why, Why, Why?

-Avenger/MPG <-Why do I sign my name like this??

P.S. Why does mini appler do everything in hi-res?

P.P.S.	And why doesnt Apple bandit finish disk fer //^69?


Numb: 51
Subj: MISC. CHIT CHAT
From: APPLE JACK
Date: 06-29-84 at 12:11 AM

HEY AVENGER.....
ALL 'RENTS ARE NOT JERKS.........I HOPE*.....NEED I SAY MORE......  I GOT ON
THE BOARD ON THE 3RD DIAL 2NITE....PIECE OF CAKE.HEHEHEHEHEHE...  AND ABOUT
ORANGE GOLF BALLS......GOOD LORD MY FRIEND....ANYBODY* KNOWS WHY THE ORANGE
ONES ARE SMARTER THAN THE WHITE ONES.....JEEEEZ, GIVE ME A BREAK.........IF
THERE WASN'T GRAVITY WHERE THE HELL* WOULD ALL THE ORANGE GOLF BALLS
BE???????OUT IN F* SPACE...THAT'S WHERE.......  C'MON PAL.........STOP SMOKIN
CREOSOTE.......AND ABOUT MINI APPLER.  YOU THINK MAYBE HE SHOULD DO IT IN
LO-RES.....???HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HOW'S THE CABLE TV SITUATION?????????????//
REMEMBER....WHERE BAMBI GOES; NOTHING GROWS (POGO SAID THAT).....

HEY BRIAN....AMEN.......DON'T VOTE FOR THE J-OFFS WHO RAISE TAXES AND GIVE
AAWAY ALL THE TAXPAYERS MONEY TO ANYBODY WHO'LL VOTE FOR THEM....THE DEMS ARE
THE MAIN CAUSE OF THE HIGH COST OF LIVING HERE IN MINN!!!!!  VOTE
REP......PLEASE*.

GAY RIGHTS SUCKS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET IT?????????/

HEY CRACKIN........ANYBODY KNOWS THE ANY* PHILOSOPHIZING THAT OCCURS AT ANY
SOCIAL FUNCTION OCCURS IN THE KITCHEN.....IT IS A NATURAL GATHERING PLACE OF
THE PEOPLE AT ANY PARTY IN THE GOOLD OL U.S.A.

WELL,,,,,,,WHAT THE * LET'S GET TO BED TONITE

SAY GOOD NIGHT JOHN!!!!!!!!!!
OFF



Numb: 52
Subj: WHY REPUBLICAN &%$#!
From: SCOTT YANG
Date: 06-29-84 at 03:37 AM

WHY SHOULD WE THE GENERAL PUBLIC VOTE REPUBLICAN.  DO WE WANT A BIG BOOMING
DEFICIT?  DO WE WANT ANYMORE WEAPONS?  AFTER ALL WEGOT ENOUGH WEAPONS TO
DESTORY THIS WORLD OVER 50 TIME!!!  CAN WE AFFORD ANOTHER INTEREST RATE
INCREAS.  HOW WILL THE COUNTRIES IN DEBT SUCH AS ARGENTINA, POLAND, BRASIL
GOING TO PAY OFF THE BIG BANK COMPANIES THAT IS MAKING A BUNDLE OFF THE POOR
COUNTRIES.

WE NEED A DEMOCRAT IN OFFICE.  WE SUPPORT ABORTION.  EVERY PERSON HAS A RIGHT
TO AN ABORTION.  LIFE ONLY BEGINS AFTER THE BABY IS BORN, NOT WHEN IT IS STILL
AN EMBROY.  AN ABORTION IS JUST LIKE REMOVING AN UNWANTED WART.  ALSO, WE NEED
A BETTER MINORITY, AND WOMEN IN POLITCAL BRANCHES, AND HAVE THE COUNTRY SHAPED
UP SO WE CAN ALL LIVE IN PEACE.

NOW, LETS HERE FROM ALL YOU CONSERVATIVES OUT THERE.  AND DON'T USE AN ALIAS.
THAT WILL SHOW YOU CONSERVATIVES OUT THERE THAT YOU DO YOUR DIRTY WORKS BEHIND
A MASK.  WE DON'T NEED NEW WAYS OF LIFE.  THE HUMAN RACE HAS LASTED OVER 2
MILL.  YEARS WITHOUT NEW AND STUPID IDEAS.

MONDALE AND MAYBE(BRADELY OR HART) WILL MAKE THIS NATION WHAT IT USED TO BE.
NUMBER 1.  NOT NUMBER 3.  LIKE WE ARE RIGHT NOW.  BEHIND THE RUSSIANS AND
JAPAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

	     -SCOTT YANG
	      LIBERAL OF COURSE


Numb: 53
Subj: Democrates...BLAH!
From: APPLE AVENGER
Date: 06-29-84 at 04:55 AM

DO you actaully think that mondale is going to make it into the whitehouse?  no
way!  that milk sap cant even do stuff right.  Reagan has pulled the economy
around and saved everyone there jobs.  If we still had jerk off jimmy in there
we would be in the worst depersion since 1930's and I dont think anyone* on
this bbs remebers that at all.

About the missles.  I am agaist them but I understand why we need them.  It is
stupied to think off the soviets and american techs climbing up on ladders and
tearing the shit out of there missles.	We have them to prove that we are the
strongest, that we take no* shit from no one.  I dont think us or the soviets
are stupied enough to use them but a jerk like khomeni will use on if he gets
it.  What I say is this, accept what is happening but look for a new and better
way to defend ourselves.  you people want to rip everything down and leave us
defenceless, well first develop something better than nukes and then take the
nukes down.  I dont see what you are worrying about, a milli second of a flash
and we are all gone.  granted nukes suck and i hate them also but they are here
and we cant get rid of them.......Avenger


Numb: 54
Subj: LIBERAL VS. CONSERVATIVES
From: SCOTT YANG
Date: 06-30-84 at 03:14 AM

THE TWO MAJOR PARTIES, DFL AND GOP, ARE ALWAYS AT WAR EVERYDAY, AND WHO DO YOU
THINK DONE ALL THE DIRTY WORK!!!  THE CONSERVAIVES!!!!!  JUST THINK OF ALL THE
DIRTY THINGS THE REPUBICANS HAS DONE IN ALL THESE YEARS.  THE WATERGATE
SCANDAL.  OLD NEWS, BUT STILL A BIG ISSUE.  HOW CAN WE TRUST REAGAN IN THE FALL
ELECTIONS.  IS HE GONNA STUFF THE BALLOT BOX LIKE NIXON?  WHAT ABOUT THE
INCIDENT THAT HAPPENED AT THE DFL TELETHON ON TV?  THE REPUBLCANS, KEPT JAMMING
THE TELETHON BOOTHS AND MAKING SURE NO PLEDGES CAN GET IN.  WHAT ABOUT JAMES
WATT.  CAN'T REAGAN APPOINT A DECENT MAN IN POLITCAL BRANCHES.  AND ALSO THE
EPA.  SO MANY OF THEM HAS BEEN INVOLVED IN SCANDLES, AND HOW CAN WE TRUST THE
REPULBICANS?  THE ONLY REPUBLICAN WE ALL CAN BELIEVE IN IS LINCOLN, AND FROM
THEN ON, EVERYTHING HAS GONE DIRTY IN THAT DAMN PARTY.	WE CAN NOT AFFORD
HAVING THE US DESTROYED.  WE CAN FIGHT UNDER THE LEADERSHIP OF MONDALE.  AND I
KNOW THAT MONDALE IS GONNA WIN.  >> IF HE SELECT A WOMAN V.P.  THEN HE'LL GET
THE WOMAN VOTE.  >> IF HE SELECT A BLACK V.P.  THEN HE'LL GET THE MINORITY
VOTE.  >> IF HE SELECT A SOUTHERNERS THEN HE'LL GET THE SOUTHERN VOTES.  AND..
>> IF HE SELECT HART, HE'LL GET THE YUPPIE VOTES.  WHICH IS THE MOST IMPORTANT
---------------------------- MORE VIEWS POLITICS COMING UP -- - -- - --- -- - -
-- -SCOTT YANG


Numb: 55
Subj: Politics...
From: MINI APPLER
Date: 06-30-84 at 10:16 AM

I don't enjoy scanning the scullary onlyto find a bunch of stuborn pirates/rug-
gies talking politics.	Aren't we adult enough yet to realize that we could gab
all day and not exaust such a topic!? I think we should start another board...

>>>The Politicians Potty room.

As you might have noticed.  I simply hate talking politics.  People always seem
sooo...  stuborn and unreasonable!  Anyways...

I used to write things in text...  Then I began to see the light-- and did them
in lo-res!  But wait!  As my ex- citment faded...  the idea of 6 lores colors
stopped thrilling me.  Then I tried Hi-res!  TTTTOOOTTTTAAALLL awesomeness!  It
sure beats text!  Bah!


~MA~



Numb: 56
Subj: JESSE JACKSON
From: SCOTT YANG
Date: 07-01-84 at 02:38 AM

I WISH JESSE JACKSON STOP CRITIZING THE WAY THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY SELECTS ITS
CANDIDATES.  HE IS THE MAN THAT IS GONNA DESTROY THE PARTY.  I MEAN THAT HE IS
NOT A JERK, AFTER ALL, THE BROUGHT BACK THE NAVY FIGHTER IN SYRIA AND THE
POLITICAL PRISONERS IN CUBA.  OF COURSE, THE REASON FIDEL CASTRO RELEASED THE
PRISONERS IS BECAUSE OF PROPOGANDA.  HE WANTS MORE COMMERICALIZATION IN THE
DAMN COUNTRY WHOM THE BAY OF PIGS INVASION SHOULD HAVE TAKEN CARE OF.  THOSE
DAMN CRIMINAL CUBAN REFUGEES THAT FIDEL IS SENDING TO THIS COUNTRY.  IT IS
GONNA KILL THE GREAT VACTION PLACE OF FLORDIA.	NOW I WISH JACKSON NEVER WENT
THERE.	ALL HE BROUGHT BACK WAS A BUNCH OF COCAINE AND DRUG TRAFFICERS.

Numb: 57
Subj: Scott..
From: APPLE AVENGER
Date: 07-01-84 at 03:54 AM

Scott,

first of all learn how to spell REPUBLICAIN!  Also, dont sterotype every
repulicain president like nixon.  every prez does bad things, he just got
caught at it.  So in short, hang it in your ear.  You really dont know what the
hell you are talking about and are probably not even of age to VOTE let alone
DRINK!

-Avenger/MPG/MD/PA (Political Analyist)


Numb: 58
Subj: politics (don't read)
From: TIM WRIGHT
Date: 07-01-84 at 10:05 PM

 reagan is stupid.

a) he acts likes a wimp on tv b) half of his staff has left in disgrace c) his
ideas come from post-world war ][ anti-ruskie excitement d) he is an actor but
not an intelect

 destruction is imminent

a) president reagan and russian leaders are on the same mind level and are the
same age, therefore his problem of shortsightedness is compounded with russian
ideals.  b) up until now (election time) he has been preaching about mx,
'winnable nuclear war'.  etc.  c) foriegn relations have been deteriorating.


a couple of things to note:

 -19 & 20 year-olds: this guy wants to
  take away your booze.
 -time and not reagan has brought us
  out of this past economic crisis as
  with all economic crises in u.s.
  history***. furthermore, at a time
  when business should be booming,
  construction is on the downfall
  again.

to all reagan people:

  you believe in this guy because:

a) your parents are too old.
b) your parents are very rich and
   stingy.
c) you like his movies.

i welcome any mail on this subject, because i think this board is getting too
cluttered with things like this.

*** quoting phil abalon a.p.  american history teacher at hopkins.  if you're
taking this class, you're lucky.

final word;

jackson is a great guy.  the problem is that traditional politics don't seem to
support him.  too bad!

	     -tim wright-


Numb: 59
Subj: drinking..
From: APPLE AVENGER
Date: 07-02-84 at 02:16 AM

Tim,

if you knew your ass from a hole in the ground you would know that if you are
19 and 20 already then 21 year old drinking age does not apply to you.	it
applys to the youngsters who havent turned 19 yet (like if you have noticed you
keep your provisional license till you are 19).  it isnt ronnie who is making
the law it is your* senators and the damn MADD (mothers agaist drunk drivers)
who are making this bill go through the senate and the house.  also a state
can* boycott the bill but all that means is they get less of the feds money for
the highways.  Also, if we still had carter in office we would either 1) be at
war 2) be nuked by now 3) be really f*cken broke.  SO I suggest you look over
your facts before you open your mouth.	Also, I believe that we will have
another 4 more years of ronnie buddy.  Mondale is a whimp and all the other
jerks are just as bad as he is.  But enough of this, lets start some serious
thinking here..

Q: does God exist??

Lets answer this one...
-Avenger/MPG


Numb: 60
Subj: ENOUGH GOP
From: SCOTT YANG
Date: 07-02-84 at 04:58 AM

ENOUGH ABOUT THE SICK GOP.  LETS TALK ABOUT THE F*CKEN WOMEN'S LEAGUE THAT
WANTS A WOMAN AS MONDALES RUNNING MAT.	THOSE B*TCHES WANTS TO PUT AN
UNEXPERIENCED PERSON NEXT TO THE MONDALE.  WHO DO YOU THINK GONNA VOTE FOR
MONDALE JUST BECAUSE OF THE B*TCH., HOUSEWIFES, OR MOMMIES, YOUR MOCHO DADDIES.
NO WAY.  WE NEED A STRONG GUY LIKE HART FOR VP SO WE CAN HAVE A STRONGER FORCE
WITH THE PEOPLE, AND HART CAN ATTRACT REAGAN PEOPLE, YUPPIES, TO THE DEMOCRATIC
PARTY WHO CARES IF I CAN'T SPELL RESHITICAN, THEY'RE BUNCH OF RICH SNOBS THAT
SPIT ON POOR PEOPLE AND WANTS TO KILL PROGRAMS IN WELFARE.  JUST THINK, ONCE
YOUR PARENTS RETIRE, HOW THEY GONNA GET THE MONEY TO LIVE.  REAGAM CUT SOCIAL
SECURITY AND NOW THEY GONNA GO BACK TO WORK AGAIN.

VOTE DEMOCRAT.	WE WILL STRENGHEN UP THE SOCIAL AND WELFARE ORGANIZATION IN THE
U.S.

WHAT ABOUT THE GAY VOTERS.  BUNCH OF WIERDOS WHO THINK THEIR VOTE COUNTS.  WISH
MONDALE TRY NOT TO GET THEIR FAGGISH SUPPORT.

ONE THING I DISAGREE WITH THE DEMOCRATS IS THE SITUATION IN C.	AMERICA.  I
SUPPORT THE "CONTRAS".  I WANT THEM TO F*CK UP THE SANDINISTS, AND GET THE
SITUATION IN C.  AMERICA FIXED UP SO NO DAMN COMMIES CAN GET HOLD OF IT.

ALSO, DID YOU KNOW THERE IS LICE IN FIDEL CASTROS BEARD.  I THINK JACKSON NOW
GOT SOME IN HIS MUSTACHE.

APPLE AVENGER...SO WHAT ABOUT YOU BEING A GOP.	ONLY REASON YOU ARE IS BECAUSE
YOU'RE BIG AROUND HERE, YOU GOT RICH SPOUSES, GOT A BIG COMPUTER SET UP, GOT
ALL THE MONEY YOU WANT.  SO WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT PEOPLE.  NOTHIN.
JUST ANOTHER SNOB ON THIS BOARD.

	   -WHO DO YOU THINK?
		DUHHHHH.....


Numb: 61
Subj: reagan...
From: TIM WRIGHT
Date: 07-02-84 at 11:14 AM



come to think of it, it would be nice if reagan got elected:

according to the 20 year cycle of presidential deaths, he would be knocked off
in office.

mr.  avenger, i have no major quarrel with you,

but, i fail to see any proof in carter giving a nuclear war or taking one.

ron here, is the one for the $200 bil.	defense budget, mx, & crap.

 was ike a bad president?

before you answer, consider there was a major economic crisis in 1957.	ike is
even on our money!

(my point is that a president serving through a crisis that is bound to happen,
shouldn't get crap for it.

reagan, being the know-nothing that he is usually doesn't do anything, except
sign things and ride horses.  his advisors do all the work.  for instance,
david stockman obviously has more control over the economy than reagan.  (he is
a carry-over from carter)

if you want to get subtle over the drinking thing, reagan has a big part in
whether this becomes law.  i don't care who doesn't get to drink, it's just
that for one, he is just following congress with out a viewpoint of his own (it
might hurt his brain) as he always does, and another is that he is not
disputing whether the national government has a right to do this.  (another
case of this was 'his' prayer in the school folly just a while ago.  he didn't
have any knowledge of what he was doing or he probably would have dropped it in
the first place) i beleive this guy is starting to worry about whether his
constituency is beginning to see through him, so he is going after moral issues
(although now he is more into talking about talking with the u.s.s.r.  i don't
think mondale is a great leader, i think he's a jerk.  vote hart!


Numb: 62
Subj: corrections^^
From: TIM WRIGHT
Date: 07-03-84 at 04:17 AM

just so that mr.  avenger knows that i 'know my ass from a hole in the
ground'...

i meant volcker instead of stockman, and $291 bil.  instead of $200 bil.


Numb: 63
Subj: JESSE AGAIN...
From: APPLE MAN
Date: 07-03-84 at 04:53 AM

HOLY BULLSH*T JEŠ@’œ@¨�Š@œŠ®¦@‚Ž‚’œ\®�‚¨@‚@Žª²\@@†žª˜ˆ@„Š@‚@„‚¦–Š¨„‚˜˜ ˜²Š¤\lNdD\@@®Š˜˜X@�Š@’¦@’œ@¨�Š@œŠ®¦@‚Ž‚’œ\@@ˆ‚¤œ@Žª²@”ª¦¨@®žœN¨@Ž’¬Š@ª \@@�Šœž®@®‚œ¨¦@¨ž@Žž@¨ž@šž¦†ž®@¨ž@Œ¤ŠŠ@¨�Š@¦ž¬’Š¨@ˆ’¦’ˆŠœ¨@¦ž�–‚¤‚ž¬\@@®�ž@†‚¤Š¦\”Š¦¦Š@¦�žª˜@Ž’¬Š@ª \@@žŒ@†žª¤¦ŠX@’Nš@¨‚˜–’œŽ@‚„žª¨@”Š¦¦Š@¬‚œ¨ª¤‚\�Š�Š��BBBBBž˜ˆ@†žœŽ¤Š¦¦„T¨†�@ŒŠ¤¤Š¤ž@®‚œ¨¦@¨ž@„Š@¬ \@@¦¨‚²@‚®‚²@¦Tª¨\@@®Š@ˆžœN¨ANEED HER
IN THIS COUNTRY, OR DO WE.  WELL, ANYWAYS, IF WE CAN KICK THAT REAGANS ASS,
THEN IT'LL BE GREAT!!!

--------->NOTRADOMIS PREDICTIONS<-----

NOTRODOMIS IS A GREAT GUY WHO PREDICTS FUTURES.  HE PREDICTED THE NAZI PARTY,
HITLER UPRISING AND THE DEATH OF KENNEDY.  FOR THE FUTURE.  NOTRODOMIS PREDICTS
THAT BY THE YEAR 1986, THERE WILL BE A BIG DROUGHT.  MAN WILL BECOME
MAN-EATERS.  IN THE YEAR 2000 SOMETHING, HE PREDICTED THE THIRD ANTI-CHRIST.THE
FIRST TWO WERE NAPOLEON AND HITLER.  THIS ANTI-CHRIST WILL BE FROM THE
MIDDLE-EAST.  HE WILL BE PARTNERS WITH THE SOVIET UNION AND LAUNCH AN ATTACK TO
START WORLD WAR III.  THE CITY TO BE FIRST ATTACKED BY NUCLEAR WEAPONS

IS AT 40' DEGREES LATITUTE.  WHICH MANY PHILOSIPHORS INTERPRETS TO BE NEW YORK.
THE WAR WILL LAST FOR 20 AND 7 YEARS.  THE END OF THE WORLD WILL BE IN THE
YEAR, 3007 SOMETHING.

	--SCOTT YANG



Numb: 64
Subj: Nuclear Destruction
From: SILVER BULLET
Date: 07-12-84 at 10:09 AM

I, myself, plan to for for Reagan and the GLOP becauseOP, because I
belive that Reagan has the right idea for population control.  I mean, what
could be better for population control then a full-scale nuclear war with the
Soviets?  And at this rate we sure seem to be heading that way!  I urge all of
you reading this to write letters to Reagan and whatzisface in Russia, urging
them to nuke each other at the next opportunity!  Just think, 1/2 of the
Earth's population wiped out in less then a half hour!  This would end food
shortages, overpopulation, famine, crowded cities, rush hour, and Reagan in one
swoop, thus eliminating all of our problems!

				    Ag

P.S. I have some beautiful lakefront property in Northern Minnesota for sale,
     175 miles from the nearest major city.  $200K or best offer.

P.P.S. Condition of sale: I get to live in the basement if needed.


Numb: 65
Subj: Yang...
From: ERIC BAKKEN
Date: 07-12-84 at 03:54 PM

     Hey, Yang, with the way you're talking, you bring disgrace to the
Democratic party. Abortion is like removing a wart? You make me sick. Well, now
that Fritz has a female running mate, he's gonna get the presidency for sure.



Numb: 66
Subj: BEKKEN...
From: SCOTT YANG
Date: 07-13-84 at 04:01 AM

BEKKEN...FERRARO IS A CATHOLIC, ITALIAN, AND A PRO-ABORTIONIST...  SO
WHAT...THEY MIGHT WIN...ALL THEY HAVE TO IS GET MEN TO LIKE FERRARO AND THAT IS
THAT...  PRETTY SAD HUHH..  REAGAN WHEN TO PLYMOUTH CAVE TO FUCK AROUND.!!!!!!!
HART SHOULD JUST DROPOUT.!!!!


Numb: 67
Subj: Actuallly...
From: THE CRACKON
Date: 07-13-84 at 05:54 PM

...to set the record straight, Ferraro is morally anti-abortion, but supports
the right of other women to choose.  (pro-abortion).  So yes, she would vote
for abortion, but would not get one herself, ect...  That is one of the more
clever stands I have ever seen...

 NA
ON
WD

SF
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MR
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TC
HO
IM
NP
GL
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DT
IE
FL
FY
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RR
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BOOY BOOY...  A NOD'S AS GOOD AS A WINK TO A BLIND BAT.

Numb: 68
Subj: Well...
From: ERIC BAKKEN
Date: 07-13-84 at 07:35 PM

First of all, it's Bakken, not Bekken...  To hell with politics, let's
philosophize about what REALLY is inside disks.  Or perhaps if Martha Quinn has
gotten sober.


Numb: 69
Subj: MARCUS KRUMPHOLZ
From: DAI- KATANA
Date: 07-18-84 at 05:15 AM

CALL 866-1863 BY MODEM AND YOU'LL LEARN SOMETHING NEW ABOUT HUMAN NATURE.....

Numb: 70
Subj: The backspace philosophy
From: DARC DEATHE
Date: 07-18-84 at 06:22 AM

..
..
..
..
HH
EE
LL
LL
OO
..
..
..
..

Life is like an arrow...

-> -> -> -> -> -> -> -> ->-> -> -> ->-> -> ->
->

It flies strait ahead and never turns back...

-> -> -> -> -> ->->->->->->

Then again...




BYE GUYS!  ....TILL THE PARTY'S OVER...<$> DARC DEATHE <$>


Numb: 71
Subj: Notes on Philosophy Scullery
From: DARC DEATHE
Date: 07-18-84 at 06:27 AM

....HELLO....


	__
       !  !    !
      O  O    O
  Philosophy Scullery

HEHEH

They are very good notes too, D's.

HEHEH...couldn't resist...

WHeeeeeeeeeBackspaces forever!!!!!!!!!

....TILL THE PARTY'S OVER....


< < < < < < < <$>DARC DEATHE <$     >>>>>>


Numb: 72
Subj: WALLY GEORGE
From: SCOTT YANG
Date: 07-19-84 at 06:40 AM



YA KNOW...THE ONLY REPUBLICAN I LIKE IS NOT REAGAN OR (APPLE AVENGER?) BUT ITS

 W  W  W   AAA	L    L	  Y   Y
  W W W   A   A L    L	   Y Y
  W W W   AAAAA L    L	    Y
   W W	  A   A L    L	    Y
   W W	  A   A LLLL LLLL   Y


 GGG  EEE OOO  RRR   GGG  EEE
G   G E  O   O R  R G	G E
G     E  O   O R  R G	  EE
G  GG EE O   O RRR  G  GG E
G   G E  O   O R  R G	G E
 GGG  EEE OOO  R  R  GGG  EEE



THE COOLEST REPUBLICAN SINCE YOU MAGGOT HEAD, SCUM QUEEN, JERKS, MAGGOT BRAINS,
SLIM BUCKET, JERKS!!!!

WHAT AN AWESOME GUY!!!

WHAATCH HIM ON 'THICKE OF THE NIGHT'

HE'LL GIVE YA A LAUGH..  -----------------------------

SHOULD HAVE HEARD THAT 55 MINUTE SPEECH JESSE JACKSON MADE..MAKES HIM SOUND
LIKE HE SHOULD BE THE PRESIDENT.  HE PROBABLY SHOULD THE WAY THE UNITED THE
WHOLE PARTY DELEGATES INTO ONE...  - ---------- ----------- --------- -

	 -SCOTT YANG...

       (AT IT AGAIN!!!!)

NO MORE POLITICAL DEBATE FROM ME ON THIS BOARD ANYMORE..JUST SOME POLITICAL
HUMOR...

Numb: 73
Subj: friendly man
From: APPLE AVENGER
Date: 07-20-84 at 02:38 AM

For a friendly man, you sure arnt friendly..  remeber:	he who knows the most
talks about it the least..

-Avenger/~MPG~
>>Save


Numb: 74
Subj: the screwy life
From: FRIENDLY MAN
Date: 07-21-84 at 04:12 AM

  l	   i	   f	   eeeeeee
   l	    i	    f	   eeee
   l	    i	    ffff   eee


 --- -- - - - - - - -- -- - - -- - - -
-

not so great..if you know what i mean..

if my life was useful...



  - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

i wouldn't be writing this message!!!

 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Numb: 75
Subj: avenger.....
From: FRIENDLY MAN
Date: 07-23-84 at 10:26 PM


okay...i know that your a republican..
but i never thought you were a sexist..

gues you still believe that women still belong in the kitchen and get pregant.
you representation in your party is quite good in the gop standard..
but to the u.s.a...quite bad.


	-you know who...
	 ---------------



Numb: 76
Subj: North & South
From: CHARLES NORTH
Date: 07-24-84 at 10:59 PM

Screw this Democrat/Republican garbage.

They are the parties of the past, whose mistakes have led us to take refuge in
this place.  Let us step forward, into the future and align ourselves with the
two truly progressive political parties which seek a harmonious and posporus
future.

The Whigs and the Tories.

Numb: 77
Subj: HMMMMMMMM
From: APPLE JACK
Date: 07-27-84 at 02:23 PM

OK, I'D LIKE TO KNOW THE GREATER SIGNIFICANCE OF CONTINUALLY* GETTING LOGGED IN
TO THE SAFEHOUSE ON PORT TWO AND NEVER* GETTING LOGGED IN ON BOARD ONE....HEY
BANDIT !!!:ARE YOU DISCRIMINATING AGAINST ME OR WHAT'S THE DEAL???????  WHY
CAN'T I LOG ONTO PORT ONE...I DON'T THINK THAT THIS IS FAIR!!!!!!  ARE ANY OF
YOU OTHER FOLKS HAVING THE SAME PROBLEM OR AM I ALONE IN MY PURSUIT OF FAIR
PLAY AND EQUAL TREATMENT...THIS COULD BE A CASE FOR THE PEOPLE'S COURT !!!!!!!!

WELL IF ANY OF YOA MESSAGE HERE !!!!!!!!!!!!!

<A> <J>

Subj: EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE!
From: KRACK MASTER
Date: 07-27-84 at 08:56 PM

I HAVE EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE PROBLEM, I ONLY GET INTO PORT #1, MAYBE HE SWITHCES
'EM, AT THE TIMES THAT WE CALL MOST EH?

			 KRACK MASTER

			  ->484-5925<-


Numb: 80
Subj: zen fer sher
From: IEYASU TOKUGAWA
Date: 07-28-84 at 02:30 PM

    empty handed i go and yet the spade is in my hands;
    i walk on foot, and yet i am riding on the back of an ox;
    when i pass over the bridge,
    lo, the water flows not, but the bridge is flowing.

			 --from the zen master fudaishi

Numb: 81
Subj: clean out the boards
From: FRIENDLY MAN
Date: 08-10-84 at 01:43 AM




man.....the boards all all full of old messages...wish there is a option that
will let peole delete any messages that is 1 or 2 months ol.  that will give
john a little help...



friendly man


Numb: 82
Subj: HMMMMM
From: APPLE JACK
Date: 08-14-84 at 09:40 PM

IF THERE'S NO RAIN WHERE DOES THE HUMIDITY COME FROM???????????//
<A> <J>

[Room 27]/[?=Menu] :

Numb: 83
Subj: Humidity...
From: DR. DISCORD
Date: 08-15-84 at 06:55 PM

The humidity obviously comes from all the people sweating...You see, Biology
finally paid off!

Doc
[> THE PHEDS <]

Numb: 84
Subj: REAGAN...DEAD
From: SCOTT YANG
Date: 08-17-84 at 05:03 AM



   HI ALL.

WE ALL KNOW THAT EVERY TWENTY YEARS..  A PRESIDENT DIE IN OFFICE.  WELL..THIS
TERNM OF REAGANS IS THE TERM OF THE TWENTY YEAR CURSE...  SO IF REAGAN IS GONNA
GET ELECTED..  I KNOW HE WILL....HES GONNA DIE IN OFFICE...  AND WE CAN HAVE
GEORGE BUSH IN OFFICE..  AND HAVE 2 FIRST LADY....  NANCY AND HER CHINA, AND
BUSH'S WIFE WITH AN INFLATABLE DUMMY...  SO...MAYBE MONDALE SHOULDN'T GET
ELECTED...  BESIDES...IF HER GET ELECTED..THE 20 YEAR PRESIDENT CURSE WILL BE
DEAD..

-BYE

DEATH TO REAGAN....SOON....



Numb: 85
Subj: Reality
From: THE CRACKON
Date: 08-29-84 at 10:57 AM

If you are a lone lumberjack in the forest, and you cut down a tree, and it
falls on top of you and you die:  Did it make a sound?



Numb: 86
Subj: LUMBERJACCK
From: APPLE JACK
Date: 08-29-84 at 09:40 PM

THE TREE DOES NOT MAKE A NOISE...YOU, HOWEVER GO:
      ######## S Q U I S H ############

<A> <J>


Numb: 87
Subj: Brain Games
From: FRIENDLY MAN
Date: 10-26-84 at 11:57 PM

Pretty awesome.  Written by two very famous shrinks.
I just tested my recallation and by my percentage was 59.9%
see if you can name this question
how many hotdogs are in a regular pack
or
how many matches are in a average pack
or
which foot of lincoln in the lincoln protrude further than the other

-Scott


Numb: 88
Subj: Existentialism
From: -- ROLIC --
Date: 12-07-84 at 03:52 PM

An interesting book, also a room on a private board called "Citadel".  This
topic is quite complex, but interesting as well.  Pick up the book.



Numb: 89
Subj: ALIAS'S
From: FRIENDLY MAN
Date: 12-15-84 at 07:51 PM


Because of over population in the computer tele-communication systems, there
seems to be many alias that are being used a lot. The most popluar alias is
Grim Reaper. I know of 5 Grim Reapers in this country, Could be more. We need
creative minds for alias, no Dr. ??? or you know. Use something that nobody
wil ever think of. Maybe

The Cat skinner
Islambu Kalismari
Cow droppings
Great Alias
The Unfriendly Man
Pencil Biter.

Use an alias that fits you, not anything like Happy Hacker when you have never
phreaked or hacked before. Never use the word crack in your name if you never
cracked a protected game before( If you use pirates sign. to modify stuff,
that don't count)


There should be a contest for the most creative alias in this country, th n
maybe this alias prob will be fixed.

Me Friendly Man cause I'm such a nice
Guy! If not  _blank_ off!

-scott


Numb: 90
Subj: Whaddya mean?
From: DR. DISCORD
Date: 12-15-84 at 11:49 PM

Whaddya mean, no Dr. xxxxx? I happen to be proud of my ORIGINAL alias, which
does contain a Dr. Would you prefer Mr. Discord, Lord Discord, or maybe King
Discord? I thought not.

Oh well, had to get that out. Use "Dr." in your alias if it goes good with the
last name.

Doc/High Lords or Revelstone
Troublemakers


Numb: 91
Subj: NOBODY INTENDED
From: FRIENDLY MAN
Date: 12-16-84 at 06:01 PM

I WAS JUST REFERING TO A CERTAIN DR.XXXXXXXX IN WOODLAND HILLS, CA ON SCHUYKILL
DR AT 91364 ZIP.

AND HIS NUMBER IS ..... (34X)-9094

	-------------------------

Go ta Tijuana and party. It's only 80 miles away from the Valley.
Fun Fun Fun.....  Enuff said...............
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