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| 100 Ways to Avoid Dying, by Tim Clark (April 4, 1991)
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| The 10 Commandsments for Technicians
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| Adam, by Nicholas Biel (October 22, 1992)
| art-erot.asc 46930
| AE: Artificial Eroticism (November 26, 1990)
| atomic1.asc 8284
| Construction Project, Atom Bomb (April 24, 1990) Courtesy of the InterOcitor
| barney_m.asc 11684
| The Anti-Barney League's Barney Must Die Newsletter (Issue #1) (August 21, 1993)
| beer.asc 3120
| Why Beer is Better Than Women (March 8th, 1992)
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| The Best 1001 Jokes (October 29, 1990)
| best1002.asc 28577
| The Other Best 1001 Jokes (November 5, 1990)
| blooprs1.asc 13776
| The World According to Student Bloopers, by Richard Lederer, St. Paul's School (August 17, 1990)
| chiklens.asc 4671
| Contact Lenses for Hens? By Tony Rogers of the Dallas Morning News (December 3, 1989)
| clinton.asc 2045
| The Bill Clinton Statue Committee
| condom.asc 825
| National Condom Week Slogans
| condom1.asc 1430
| Condoms and the Law (May 4th, 1991)
| corpdef.asc 3420
| Corporate Structure Definitions (October 4th, 1990)
| dark1.asc 5838
| The Universal Theory of Daek (August 25th, 1991)
| darkbulb.asc 6185
| The Darkbulb, by James L. DeLucas
| disd.asc 2531
| The Dallas Independent School District High School Math Proficiency Exam
| freeman.asc 11666
| TText of a Somewhat Weird Classified Ad in The Local Paper, from Gerald O'Docharty (February 18, 1994)
| husband.asc 1109
| The Chain Letter for Unhappy Wives
| impure.asc 3808
| Impure Mathematics, by Richard A. Gibbs
| man.asc 5812
| A Chemical Analysis of a Digitated, Mammalian Biped (November 7th, 1992)
| moseshew.asc 5524
| A Memor to Moses from HEW by James E. Mignard, Ph.D.
| murfsex.asc 4984
| Murphy's Laws on Sex
| nursing.asc 848
| The Top 10 Things That Will Get You Thrown Out of a Retirement Home
| oldage.asc 1814
| A Poem on Old Age (March 8, 1992)
| order.asc 6842
| The Order, by Dale Lowdermilk
| phones.asc 5568
| Report of the Technical Committee to Determine Market Opportunities for The Telephone (November 7th, 1992)
| phyhum.asc 11320
| The New Physics Cirriculum from James "Kibo" Parry (May 9th, 1995)
| redneck.asc 3744
| You're Most Likely a Redneck if... (December 11, 1990)
| revenge.asc 3013
| The Rules of Revenge, by David Grant (April 2, 1993)
| roach.asc 1006
| Search is On for World's Biggest Roach
| safe-fax.asc 6340
| The Important Rules for Safe Fax (March 14, 1992)
| swprayer.asc 2077
| The Computer Lord's Prayer (August 24th, 1990)
| tao.asc 30270
| The Tao of Programming, by Geoffrey James (August 16, 1990)
| theplan.asc 1946
| In the Beginning There Was the Plan
| toads1.asc 1987
| Toad Lickers: News You Can Do Without
| todd.asc 4615
| Attention, All Ye of the Faith!
| toonlaw.asc 7061
| Cartoon Laws, by Trevor Paquette and Lt. Justin D. Baldwin (August 24, 1990)
| trojan.asc 1749
| An Unwanted Letter About your Condom Modelling Career
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